Hard Bride (#698)


Yesterday, several days after I saw one of the best movies of the year, I saw one of the worst movies, not only of the year but for many years past. This one, with a title as bad as the film, HARD BRIDE, starred the buxom plus brassy blonde person, Rebel Wilson. I am rebelling against her appearing in any more films. This presumably action comedy is about a young girl's wedding preparations, in which Rebel believes she is going to be maid of honor because she is a longtime friend of the bride, but has been absent from her life for a long time. What no one knows is she is a federal agent, likely the CIA, and when some terrorists arrive to plunder the soon-to-be-bride's riches and take the bride hostage, Rebel single-handedly takes charge and defeats all the bad guys with any weapon available, including her hands and feet and other body parts. It is just a bad, bad movie, the kind I thought wasn't being made any more. I was wrong, but sat through the all painful 1 hour and 45 minutes of it. Critics seem to have had the same feeling about it with only 15% giving it a thumbs up. Audiences were kinder with 55%.

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