Bloody Axe Wound (#634)


The movie I saw today with one other person in the audience happily was only 1 hour and 23 minutes long. If it had been any longer, I don't think I would have still been in the theater.  Billed as a satire and comedy, BLOODY AXE WOUND missed the boat in both of these categories but was adequately titled because there were a lot, snd I mean a lot, of bloody axe wounds. The movie was ludicrous, which I think is worse than ridiculous.  A badly disfigured man (at least he looked that way to my failing eyes) and his teenaged daughter (their name is actually Bladecut (that alone ruined the satire) run a failing video rental store, but have s second business—creating horror films by actually killing people, usually with axes. He is ill and asks his daughter to fill in for him by killing fellow students from her school. She appears to have a crush on one of her classmates and is reluctant and finds it difficult to carry out the assignment.  Is that enough for you?  It was for me.  One of the victims, a young girl, spilled enough blood for three victims. Acting, script, direction and filming all smelled of the same failings. Only 5 critics were dumb enough to review this and only one gave it s thumbs up. Wiser audiences gave no indication of how they felt.    

  

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