Lisa Frankenstein (#516)


What possesses people to write and create movies like the one I saw today, and who in their right mind would pay to produce and distribute it.  Your guess is as good as mine.  LISA FRANKENSTEIN was a stinker; it was described as a comedy horror movie. but it was neither funny nor full of scary things.  Actually, it was horrible!  This is the story of a young high school girl, lonesome and unpopular. who unfortunately lost her mother to a gruesome murderer (and she was present when it happened), and her father remarries an absolutely disgusting snd cruel woman who has a popular daughter Lisa’s age.  The stepsister does her best to befriend Lisa, to no avail.  After a party at which Lisa is drugged and sexually assaulted, she visits her favorite place (a cemetery) where she expresses a wish to be with a buried Victorian man, and, lo and behold, a bolt of lightning brings him back, smelly and covered with dirt.  Is that enough to entice you to see this one because I’m not going to describe any more other than to say, her man kills a couple of people and cuts off the private part of a fellow student she was interested in but whom she finds in bed with her step sister.  Lisa, who has a job as a seamstress after school, sews the part on her corpse lover so they can have sex!  Believe it or not, 51% of critics gave this one a thumbs up along with 82% of audiences.  Incidentally, I inadvertently mis-numbered one of my reviews, so please forgive me. 

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