The Beekeeper (#505)


Some of the typical action/thriller movies go a little too far for me.  THE BEEKEEPER, starring Jason Statham, also went too far, but for some unfathomable reason, I actually liked it and was upset when it was interrupted by a power outage in the whole multiplex.  Fortunately, it was fixed quickly, and the mayhem resumed, unchecked.  Statham is an actual beekeeper in a remote area and his neighbor is a sweet woman whom he describes as the first person to ever take care of him.  Like me, she was only semi-computer savvy, and everything is stolen from her when she reports a problem with the computer and in dismay, she kills herself.  Jason reverts to his previous occupation as the enforcer, called Beekeeper, for a super secret, unsupervised government program which is turned to when all else fails.  He wants to avenge her death by wiping out the organization that conned her, and it has countless levels reaching to the ultimate financial source of all the companies, the president of the United States.  The president’s son, unbeknownst to his mother, has changed the company founded by her deceased husband into an unsavory conglomerate of evil intent.  Needless to say, Jason is in fine form, taking care of everyone in his path, including an FBI swat team..  Chasing him down is a  group of FBI agents led by the daughter of the women who befriended him.  The only other recognizable actor is Jeremy Irons as the former director of the CIA who now works for the president's son.  For a change, I was not alone in liking it.  67% of critics and 92% of audiences gave it a thumbs up.

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