Poor Things (#500)


I am sorry to report that my first review in the new year and my 500th one is not about one of my all-time favorite movies. And in my humble opinion does not deserve any laudatory praise; but the critics and most audiences felt it was very good.  Pure and simple, POOR THINGS is pornography on the big screen. Produced by Emma Stone, who also stars in it, the film follows the life of Bella, a suicide brought back to being by having her brain replaced by her new born baby’s, the procedure being performed by a badly facially scarred and deformed Dr. Baxter, played by a totally unrecognizable Willam Dafoe. As Bella, who calls the doctor “God”, is developing, she totters and speaks like a baby, and Emma does a good job with this until she discovers sex and runs off with an equally unrecognizable roué, played wonderfully by Mark Ruffalo, despite being being engaged to be married to Max, a medical student working for Dr. Baxter to chronicle Bella’s  growth.  She tires of the roué and begins working for a grotesque madam in a brothel.  There are many more adventurous for all in this strangely and uniquely creatively filmed movie many critics dubbed a comedy.  I missed that completely since it was more a tragedy.  93% of critics and 82% of audiences gave it s thumbs up.  See how far from the real world of movie goers I am? 

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